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November 2010

85 posts

I shadowed an anaesthetist today. It’s just for some experience since I’m trying to get into medicine at uni. It turned out to be way better than expected. she did 3 epidurals (for Caesarian sections) and 2 general anaesthetic things… and I watched 3 babies being born, an evacuation of the uterus (she had a naturally terminated pregnancy), someone get a hysterectomy (taking out...

fuckyeahftms: People assume that guys like me “don’t know how to be women” and therefore “don’t know how to be men” either. Trans people are supposed to be tragically caught in between, too clumsy to conform to either socially sanctioned gender. A very well-written essay. http://carnalnation.com/content/57316/1067/man-enough?page=0,0 “You are your gender, in short, for the exact same...

“The stable and self-perpetuating end stage in the evolution of a plant community” I’m glad I’m not the only one laughing in Biology class

thethenardiers: likeadoll: fireking: The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather. nothing more needs be said This is actually the greatest video I’ve ever seen.

Bob Marley Shot

partyrehab: Ingredients & Measurements: 1/2 oz. Midori Melon Liquor 1/2 oz. Jagermeister 1/2 oz. Goldschlager Easy Instructions: Layer all ingredients slowly in a 2 oz. shot glass and enjoy :) Here is what it looks like:

Me: Mummy says that you're too gentle to be a man.
Dad: Yeah. Whatever.
 Possibly the first time I've ever heard him say whatever.

“Adults train kids to become sexually mature in a manner they approve of. We clap...”

– (via neverforgets)

youaretheroots: [7:45:01 PM] Shawn: my soul is black like my hair [7:45:01 PM] Shawn: my heart is small like my dick

thenursedawn asked: DUTY FREE.

I just went “Yeah we’re going to have a bub-bub-bub-bub” when I meant to say “barbecue” I think you had to be there WE’RE HAVING A BARBECUE FOR DINNER I’LL PROBABLY HAVE ONIONS AND KETCHUP IN A BUN OR SOMETHING

queer odor: Non-Trans Privilege or Cisgender... →

telescopics: neutresex: This list is based on Peggy McIntosh’s White Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack. 1) Strangers don’t assume they can ask me what my genitals look like and how I have sex. 2) My validity as a man/woman/human is not based upon how much surgery I’ve had or how well I “pass” as a non-Trans person. 3) When initiating sex with someone, I do not have to worry that...

No biggie. Just Harry Potter in say, less than two hours. So by the time I’m done it wouldn’t be midnight in Singapore yet. YEAH TIME DIFFERENCES I CAN TELL YOU HOW AWESOME IT WAS.

“Hey! Do we have to use that term?” “What term?” “Freak. I mean, the national institute of mental health estimates that 5.6% of adults develops agrophoria at some point.” “Agrophobia.” ”Whatever. I’m just saying, I mean, do we - I don’t think we have to be the kind of organization that labels people.”

There was a queer pride parade yesterday. I was with people I’m not out to, because everyone here is pretty much queerphobic. We were having dinner and we were seated next to the window, so we had a pretty super view, and they just started saying really hateful things about everyone really, from gay parents to sex workers to people that were just “ugly”. Basically I got really...

petrichorandpie asked: Did you know that you're wonderful? :)

fetishparties-deactivated201212 asked: i forgot to tell you earlier on skype,
congratulations on being done with year 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you all grown up now boo :*

GUESS WHO IS DONE WITH YEAR 12 DONE DONE DONE AND DUSTED UNDER THE COUCH

thenursedawn asked: Thanks Shawn, good to know someone doesn't mind my complaining.
<3

I was wearing my medal but even that can’t make me feel like a winner today, also because I had to steal it

Start writing in handwritten diary “Starting a journal because I think I should get in touch with myself.” One page later: “I can’t deal with my emotional bullshit”

I can’t go on, deflate the air from both of my lungs LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAA LAAAA fears one by one followed me home and become reality i’m a failure, i’m a freak i’m a chip on your shoulder the last thing you need chhhtt chhhtt chhhtt chhtththth chhhht shit my ipod died

I hate being such a debbie downer/miserable melissa/grumpy gus/negative nancy but I don’t know how to snap out of it

“God didn’t make a mistake. I was meant to be like this for a reason. Clearly my...”

– Kye Allums, a transgender man playing in the NCAA’s women’s basketball league. (via xxboy)

Anonymous asked: YOU SIGNED OFF ON ME
i said this
Alyssa Parrish
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it will help them
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come out
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yesterday i was sick to my stomach and my poop was water
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and i had to sit on the toilet for like an hour because
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whenever i would cough poop would come out