Clearly it’s because we’re just waiting for someone who appreciates our animals the way we do.
shawn and I spend hours talking about why cats are cooler than humans and then we send each other pictures of our dogs.
… and then we ask each other why no one wants to date us.
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq