November 25th, 2011

My dog does this tongue sticky outy thing I love it. 

November 24th, 2011
topless Tuesday because this lighting makes my muscles look awesome.

topless Tuesday because this lighting makes my muscles look awesome.

November 21st, 2011

sometimes i sit around without pants because i can :) :) :)

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November 8th, 2011

fuckyeahshawlyssa:

I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

So this actually was the best night I’ve had in ages.

October 30th, 2011
So my hair is absolutely fabulously pink now. 

So my hair is absolutely fabulously pink now. 

October 22nd, 2011
I AM SICK AND SAD SOMEONE COME CUDDLE. 
Except whenever I’m sick I get really worried that I’m a superinfector and everyone that comes into contact with me will die a la Contagion. 

I AM SICK AND SAD SOMEONE COME CUDDLE. 

Except whenever I’m sick I get really worried that I’m a superinfector and everyone that comes into contact with me will die a la Contagion. 

October 19th, 2011

topless tuesday. don’t click if i know you irl lolol. 

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October 15th, 2011
"who needs friends when you’ve got a conjoined twin" he said as he took a picture of himself, obviously in photobooth with a mirror effect
"who am i kidding conjoined twins only happen like 1 in 100 000 births"
"i’ll never have someone who can’t physically escape when i try to bore them with the inanity of my daily life" 
a single tear slid down his cheek as he closed the application, closing the door on his imaginary world where he actually had someone to talk to
:’(

"who needs friends when you’ve got a conjoined twin" he said as he took a picture of himself, obviously in photobooth with a mirror effect

"who am i kidding conjoined twins only happen like 1 in 100 000 births"

"i’ll never have someone who can’t physically escape when i try to bore them with the inanity of my daily life" 

a single tear slid down his cheek as he closed the application, closing the door on his imaginary world where he actually had someone to talk to

:’(

October 9th, 2011

Come on this is how bored I am.